Wednesday 18 November 2015

Tinder by Sign


Credit: itan1409e via iStockphoto

Credit: itan1409e via iStockphoto

Each sign has specific methods and preferences for dating. When it comes to online dating, it gets even more specific. Tinder is an online dating app that selects potential candidates in your geographic location. Photos are obviously an essential part of the dating profile. You swipe right (on your screen) to like someone’s picture, or swipe left to take a pass. You can select as many pictures as you like, and if they’re into you, you’ve got a match and can initiate an online conversation. It’s a bloodlessly efficient way to sift through various people you might be attracted to. Read on to discover how each sign might use Tinder, or if some signs would even want to use it. Due to the focus on external image, the following descriptions are best applied to Sun or Rising Sign.

Aries

Online vibe: action hero

The Aries profile will crackle with energy. Pictures and descriptions will be about him doing things with gusto: partying hard, battling it out in competitive sports, crushing the opposition. His profile says “I’m grabbing life and squeezing the juice out of it! Are you in?” The cut-to-the chase vibe of Tinder will appeal, but he’ll get impatient if there’s too much back-and-forth instant messaging. He’ll want in-person contact, ASAP. If online chats don’t quickly progress to a real-life meeting, he’ll get bored and move on.

Taurus

Online vibe: comfortably cautious

Taurus prefers the real deal over virtual connections. Assuming she even decides to use this app, she’ll find the location-based matching appealing, because she doesn’t like to venture outside her comfort zone. She’ll create a profile that emphasizes her love of good things, and will invite you to join her (but she won’t be too inviting). She’ll want in-person contact, but will take her time deciding if you and she are a match. Online conversations may not be terribly revealing, and will progress slowly. But once she decides it’s time to meet, it will be non-negotiable.

Gemini

Online vibe: kid in a candy store

Gemini is all about multiple choices, so he’ll love this app. His profile will be fun, clever, and you’ll get the sense that he’s open to almost anyone. If you and he are chatting, there’s a very good chance he has multiple matches on the side that he’s also chatting with. Online conversations with Gemini can go on and on and on. And on. But he can vanish quickly; his boredom threshold is quite low. In-person meetings may or may not happen. He’ll either be so intrigued by your conversational skills and wit that he’ll want to meet, or he’ll be content to continue the online flirting forever.

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Cancer

Online vibe: approachable

There will be something familiar about her profile. Her cozy energy will be vivacious and inviting, but comfortable. You’ll get the sense that you know her. But when it comes to responding to your right swipe, she may not be so inviting. Her self-protectiveness will make her selective, and she’ll only engage with those who feel safe to her. Online conversations can become emotional rather quickly. She is easily offended, easily angered, but quick to forgive (in some cases). In-person meetings will happen once she’s convinced you’re safe. But if she feels an emotional connection online, things could happen rather quickly (she can be just as impatient as Aries).

Leo

Online vibe: fabulous

Here’s a chance for Leo to showcase his assets. Pictures will be gorgeous and revealing. His profile will have more than a whiff of boasting. He’s hot, he knows it, and so should you. He sees no shame in flaunting what he’s got. Are you ready to partake of the fabulousness that is Leo? His selection process will be based on how spectacular/hot/successful your pictures look, because he doesn’t want to waste time with mediocre. Conversations may be a tad one-sided, but if decides to meet with you, you’ll probably be in for a romantic first date.

Virgo

Online vibe: selective

Virgo may not even use this app. This discerning sign will feel icked out by the superficiality, but let’s say she does have a Tinder profile. Pictures will showcase her refined good looks, in a very subtle way. Her profile will read as highly intelligent, a bit dry, a bit quirky. She’ll get a kick out of the clean and easy swipes; nothing says Virgo like the ability to instantly discard anyone who doesn’t meet her standards. She won’t accept a lot of matches, and those she does accept will be carefully scrutinized. Online chats will only happen if you match or exceed her intellectual capacity. She may ask more about you than she reveals about herself. If you meet, it will happen after a vetting process.

Libra

Online vibe: glossy

Libra’s pictures will look prettier than yours. His profile will feature the perfect blend of lighthearted fun mixed with class. He’ll have a ball whipping through various photos of potential matches, and will likely right swipe multiple pictures. He’ll be popular online, as he’s a pro at making social connections. Online chats will be light and flirtatious, but he’ll vanish in an instant if someone else catches his attention. He dislikes conflict, so he can be the king of ghosting (even if you think you’ve made a significant connection). However, he is a romantic, so he’s just as likely to get swept up in the moment and quickly agree to a meeting.

Scorpio

Online vibe: covert

The ability to observe and control who she matches with will be appealing to Scorpio, but the superficial energy of this app may be a turnoff. If she creates a profile, it will have a tinge of darkness. The pictures will be seriously sexy. She’ll be highly selective about her matches, and if you’re chatting, assume she’s already done intensive background research on you. You may have already interacted with her via one or two fake profiles that she’s set up on other platforms. Conversations will pull out the maximum amount of intel on you, while revealing as little as possible about her. When and if she ever decides to meet, you’ll get the sense that the first date won’t be casual. If she decides she’s into you, but you’re not as keen on her, be prepared for some “persistence” on her part.

Sagittarius

Online vibe: it’s all good

Sag’s pictures will be outgoing and adventurous, yet chill. He’ll be having fun, but not trying too hard. His profile will be engagingly worded, with the message that he’s up for anything (but it’s all going to happen naturally). He’ll probably right swipe many, many pictures, because he loves to have options. If you’re chatting, his charm factor will be high, as will his flirting and off-color jokes. But he’ll manage to deliver all this without offending you. He’ll want to meet sooner rather than later, and he won’t hide his galloping enthusiasm if he’s into you. But if the conversation gets heavy/emotional, or you imply that he must do something, he’s just as likely to pull a fadeaway.

Capricorn

Online vibe: focused

Capricorn may not even have time to waste on online dating. But if she’s approaching companionship the way she approaches her work, she’ll launch a targeted campaign. Her profile will be cool and sharp, with the subtle but unmistakable vibe of ambition. Capricorn will describe exactly who she’s looking for. She’ll probably get a quiet thrill from all the left swipes she gives out. If you’ve been selected as a match, she won’t waste much time with online chatter. Conversations will be about confirming a mutual interest, and establishing a place and time to meet.

Aquarius

Online vibe: lone-wolf weirdo

Aquarius shrinks from anything trendy, so this app may have zero appeal. But if he sets up a profile, it will grab your attention because it will be like no one else’s. He may enchant you, creep you out, or make you laugh — your reaction will be “Hell yeah!” or “Not in this lifetime.” Despite his oddball vibe, he’ll be selective about his picks. If the two of you connect, the conversation will be friendly, intellectual, but not too intimate. He’s the sign most likely to meet up even if he’s not totally convinced he wants more. Who knows, you could be a potential friend. However, sometimes attraction hits him like a surge of electricity. If he’s moved by you, he’ll want to get together immediately, and his enchantment will be obvious.

Pisces

Online vibe: beautiful dreamer

Her photos will come across as lovely, a bit strange, a bit vulnerable. Her profile may meander from spiritual to artistic, to vague, to glam. You’ll want to know more, and so will many others. This highly-sensitive sign needs to be careful online, because she’s vulnerable, and sometimes naive. Her right swipes will be based on whether you hook into her image of her dream guy/girl. She’s a pure romantic, but it may be difficult to pin her down for a meeting. Conversations will meander, sometimes frustratingly. She may disappear and reappear, especially if she’s not convinced you’re “the one.”

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